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Photo by Foxtongue
Today’s Office OFFline comic was inspired by Einstein’s equation (E = MC^2), as well as a tweet I came across (via favrd).
So, what would your rapper name be?
When gravity is calling
Something is falling
Could be an apple
With which my mind would grapple
You can get into a tangle Without the right angle
I'm a man of Kent
So I'm in my element Enough.... Rgds Vince
Ha! Vince. Dude. That's awesome. You totally need to make that into a rap video.
Rapper Name generator: http://www.myrapname.com/ I put in my nickname "Dez" and got the following: Dez Jelly
Lucid Hoody D Slingshot
Dez D Rough a.k.a. Vile Nugget
Count Dez D
Icy Dez D Slingshot
Dez D Chilli a.k.a. Killa Pockets
Manic Dez Biggie Blade
D Triple a.k.a. Notorious House
Dez Gunshot Knuckles a.k.a. Manic Pain
Teflon Double Dez
Count D Doggie Tickle
Busta Dez Blade a.k.a. Krazy Slice
Infamous Dez Social Dog
Pusha Golden D
Capricious Money DD Cookie a.k.a. Grand Sheets
Dez Chrome I think its between "Vile Nugget", "Killa Pockets", and "Phat DD"...cant decide :) Too funny, - Dez
Ha! That's HILARIOUS, Dez/dink. I just spent the last 5 minutes generating my own rap names. From now one, you may refer to me as "Maniacal Davy S Dawg"
The model on that packaging looks utterly humiliated.
And that's just in that photo, DD Jelly. Can you imagine what he must look like when friends and family tell him they've seen that photo? No matter how bad your day is, it can't be worse than his.
I quite like Count D Doggie Tickle so far. And I think paying $9.98 to look ridiculous is a rip-off. I can usually achieve that for free. Here are my names: fEminem Mrs. Elliott Lay-Z 50 cent (EUR not USD)
Ha! Those are *awesome* names, Jen...er...Count D Doggie Tickle. As for $9.98 being a rip-off, I agree. But I'd gladly pay twice that to make OTHER people look ridiculous. In fact, I think I know what Santa is getting MY friends this year.
I think I'll go with "G Hoody a.k.a. Sweet Slam" but I'm not sure that's a "nice girl" name. Although when I went ahead and clicked the Male button I got "Slim Gena Kracker Slam" which has a nice ring to it (especially the slim part). I'm just really not sure about all the Slamming.
Like they say in the hood, I feel you, Gena. Whenever I'm at work, I hate getting slammed.
I love this! I shared this with both my office mates and my family. I actually saw this yesterday but came back again today to read the additional comments which are just as amusing as the comic itself.
I'm glad you liked the comic, Maegan. And you're right about the comments. They're hilarious. I'm very lucky to have such awesome readers.