Gabriel Garcia Marquez – Publisher Help Writerhttp://blogs.office.com/b/microsoft-publisher/archive/2011/04/01/gabriel-garcia-marquez-publisher-help-writer.aspxEarlier this month I posted parodies of famous authors, Tom Clancy and then Raymond Chandler , writing Help for Publisher and asked what other authors you'd like to see writing Help. KarinH suggested Hemingway, Marquez, and Sedaris. Here's my versionen-USTelligent Community 1.5.134.15456 (Build: 5.5.134.15456)re: Gabriel Garcia Marquez – Publisher Help Writerhttp://blogs.office.com/b/microsoft-publisher/archive/2011/04/01/gabriel-garcia-marquez-publisher-help-writer.aspx#25138Mon, 04 Apr 2011 16:55:34 GMT53587256-c606-4c9b-bad4-97c86b12ce62:25138Bob deLaubenfels<p>Mark - I downloaded the free PDF of &nbsp;&quot;A Space Alien&#39;s Guide to Microsoft Convergence.&quot; &nbsp;I love this in the disclaimer:</p> <p>&quot;I am not aware of any space aliens that actually attend Microsoft’s annual Convergence conference but there are a few folks that I wonder about.&quot;</p> <p>Tell me more about &quot;Debits are Forever,&quot; maybe post a snippet.</p> <p>Cheers,</p> <p>Bob deL.</p> <div style="clear:both;"></div><img src="http://blogs.office.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=25138" width="1" height="1">re: Gabriel Garcia Marquez – Publisher Help Writerhttp://blogs.office.com/b/microsoft-publisher/archive/2011/04/01/gabriel-garcia-marquez-publisher-help-writer.aspx#25122Fri, 01 Apr 2011 21:27:10 GMT53587256-c606-4c9b-bad4-97c86b12ce62:25122mpolino<p>These aren&#39;t quite help files but they were inspired by your previous post <a rel="nofollow" target="_new" href="http://msdynamicsgp.blogspot.com/p/best-practice-guides.html#spacealien">msdynamicsgp.blogspot.com/.../best-practice-guides.html</a></p> <p>Mark</p> <div style="clear:both;"></div><img src="http://blogs.office.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=25122" width="1" height="1">re: Gabriel Garcia Marquez – Publisher Help Writerhttp://blogs.office.com/b/microsoft-publisher/archive/2011/04/01/gabriel-garcia-marquez-publisher-help-writer.aspx#25120Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:29:23 GMT53587256-c606-4c9b-bad4-97c86b12ce62:25120Ramona Gault<p>You are on a roll now, Bob! But what makes you think a printer is NOT an instrument of torture?</p> <div style="clear:both;"></div><img src="http://blogs.office.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=25120" width="1" height="1">