Poll: Who's the next famous author to write Help?

I've now written four parodies of famous authors writting Publisher Help articles:

• Tom Clancy
• Raymond Chandler
• Gabriel Garcia Marquez
• William Shakespeare

The Marquez and Shakespeare parodies are in response to reader suggestions, Shakespeare was the winner of a poll where Hemingway and Parker tied for second. These parodies are challenging and a lot of fun to write so I'm asking you all again to let me know what famous writer you'd most like to write a Publisher Help article.  This poll will be open for the next week and then I'll announce the "winning" author! And as always, please feel free to log in and suggest authors in the comments if you've got an idea that is not one of the poll selections.

Thanks for voting!

-- Bob deLaubenfels